Things that don't make sense

• 7/11's are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, yet their doors have locks.
• Teflon is non-stick, yet it sticks to the pan.
• People say they slept like a baby when they slept well, yet babies cry virtually all night.
• They say that pet food has a 'new and improved taste.' Who tested this?
• Sterilised needles are used for execution by lethal injection
• The word 'lisp' has an 's' in it.
• Who figured out we could drink cows' milk? What was he doing with the cow?
• Why the hell does paper beat rock?
• How can people actually tell you they're speechless?