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Monday, February 21, 2011

Yay! Moonphase!

If you look to the right, you will see my beautiful Moon Phase monitor. Why is it there you ask? Well, it's quite simple.

THE MOON IS AWESOME!!!!

The Moon is clearly superior to the Sun for the following reasons.

  1. The Moon is a waterbender.
  2. The Moon rises before the Sun is finished with the sky and kicks it out.
  3. The Moon doesn't give you cancer.
  4. It's surrounded by pretty stars.
  5. It looks like it has a guy playing a guitar in it. (If you don't see it, go to hell.)
So there. Now, instead of going outside, you can just go on my blog.
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  1. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:52 PM

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    The sun obviously exceeds the moon on every level due to the fact that it:


    Can give your enemies cancer
    Is a firebender
    Makes the pretty stars redundant
    Forces you to grovel and avert your gaze
    The Sun make the moon wish it had never been created at dawn
    Defines the moon's place in the sky

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