Goodbye Blogger

Well everyone, I stand now at a new chapter in my online life. I have made my own website.

You can find it at www.jacobsworldofstuff.webs.com/

Thankyou for following Thoughts From Jacob, and I hope to see you at Jacob's World.

Peace out!

This made me think.

<--- Click the Egg

And hatch a dragon. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

In fact, click it twice.

A Cybergoth Computer Woman

I drew it by the way.

Things that don't make sense

• 7/11's are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, yet their doors have locks.
• Teflon is non-stick, yet it sticks to the pan.
• People say they slept like a baby when they slept well, yet babies cry virtually all night.
• They say that pet food has a 'new and improved taste.' Who tested this?
• Sterilised needles are used for execution by lethal injection
• The word 'lisp' has an 's' in it.
• Who figured out we could drink cows' milk? What was he doing with the cow?
• Why the hell does paper beat rock?
• How can people actually tell you they're speechless?

BEHOLD THIS AND CHUCKLE!!!

Haha... cats.

Subway has a Wagyu Beef sub now.

It's good. Buy some.

Long gap between posts is long...

Hooray for tired memes!

Anywho, sorry I haven't posted for so long, the Jacob has been very busy. So, rather than make sixty-billion posts, I'll just condense all the exiting things into a convenient list.

• Started learning Sanskrit.
• Studied for exams
• Did assignments
• Studied some more..
• Er...
• It rained today...

MIND BLOW-UP!

Watch this without being amazed. I dare you.

I can haz live?

Giant Steampunk Automaton says: "NO LIFE FOR YOU!"

:P hee hee.

Yay! Moonphase!

If you look to the right, you will see my beautiful Moon Phase monitor. Why is it there you ask? Well, it's quite simple.

THE MOON IS AWESOME!!!!

The Moon is clearly superior to the Sun for the following reasons.

1. The Moon is a waterbender.
2. The Moon rises before the Sun is finished with the sky and kicks it out.
3. The Moon doesn't give you cancer.
4. It's surrounded by pretty stars.
5. It looks like it has a guy playing a guitar in it. (If you don't see it, go to hell.)

So there. Now, instead of going outside, you can just go on my blog.

Damn you rain!

My exercises books were annihilated when I walked home :(

You can watch this 100 times and still laugh

MediaFire up and running!

You can now download shiz from ma blog!

Ninjas

There are 24 ninjas in this picture. Can you spot them all?

Best...Song...EVARRR!

Can you tell this is my favourite song?

Listen to the lyrics at 2:42

400 years since Salem and...

Just Watch the video

This crazy stuff forms the core of my English assignment on "The Crucible"

This is happening TODAY people.

Thoughts From Jacob - Now with Functionality!

Ok people, it's happened... I LEARNED HOW TO USE BLOGGER! Yes, yes, calm down... anywho, you will now be able to see videos and whatnot without those annoying little links that you have to copy and paste and, blergh!

Steampunk! :D

Before I begin: I haven't posted for a long time, and I apologise for that... if you were upset... then... seriously... get a life. ANYWHO...

I'd like to take a moment of you time to talk about a sci-fi genre known as 'Steampunk,' which is truly AWESOME when it manifests itself in art form. If you already know what steampunk is, ignore the following text block.

Steampunk is a form of speculative fiction that asks the question "What would the past be like if the future had happened sooner?" Now, while this could snowball into a large philosophical debate, which would likely include quite a lot of religion bashing, it generally tends to result in complex artworks involving steampowered robots. Now some of these can look REALLY cool. Think of Van Helsing, and you kinda get the idea.

So today, I'd like to share some truly awesome pics of steampunk with you. THAT'S RIGHT! MY FIRST PIC POST! WOOT!

Steampunk Airship

A Steampunk Revolver. Note the brass colour, this is a main feature of Steampunk

Flying Airships (No, Really? :P)

 Man's best friend, Steampunk Style.

 Some kind of robot octopus... I dunno... looks cool though.

(I love the guy with the gun. "This may be useless, but I do not care!")

I may post more later, or I may not... if you want more, just Google it. Mayeb a cyperpunk post at some point? Eh... depends on whether or not I can be bothered.

Anyway, enjoy the pictures... hopefully the blog will have more in the future.

WOOT! 100 views!

A big thanks to all my followers for making this possible! Cheese for all! :D

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What are you waiting for? Go buy yourself some cheese.